So what's the big deal? It's coal, and our now-former President assured us that coal is clean, safe and downright beautiful!

Surely he wouldn't lie, right? Let's bring back those coal mining jobs, the hell with renewables, all they do is produce cleaner energy and jobs that pay better.

Who could possibly prefer that over beautiful coal- it will even burn underground!

Can your solar panel or windmill do that? I thought not.