Blaine Coleman
2 min readJun 5, 2022

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Of course, we have. I clearly recall the people who could reduce the time of firing and reloading their flintlock rifles from 1 minute, for a well-trained marksman, to as fast as the trigger could be pulled since they added the thirty-round magazine to them. And I'm sure YOU can provide us with that information since all those liberal history books ignore it.

And every teacher knows it's wise to have a gun with them. What could possibly go wrong? Their gun could be stolen, or locked safely away from the 2nd graders and leave it useless for that poorly trained (in firearms) teacher, or the active shooter could just kill the teachers first then slaughter the children, or a young teenager could steal the gun and sell it on the street, or... there's just so many more terrible things that arming teachers could cause that will NEVER, EVER happen so, what's the worry, right?

"A good guy with a gun is the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun', right? Typical NRA bs that's been disproven many times, most recently in Uvalde when nineteen well-armed, well-trained 'good guys with a gun' who had sworn an oath to 'protect and serve' stood by as young children were being murdered because they, the armed 'good guys' were afraid they might be shot, themselves.

And the old "pry my gun from my cold dead hands" slogan is beyond cliche, it's merely a stupid thing to say. I hope YOU never meet that fate...

And where is the money going to come from to hire ex-military or the political will to do it?

And that "family values" fallback refers to family values that never existed in this nation or anywhere else. But, yeah, let's use that church pushed lie and encourage MORE guns in schools.

Again, what could possibly go wrong?

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Blaine Coleman
Blaine Coleman

Written by Blaine Coleman

Rel. Studies, Creative Writing… Social liberal/fiscal conservative, occasional writer- profile pic- 6-yr-old coal minor 1910-flow with the Tao, all will be well

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