It is sad that you find truth to be "Hilarious" but no worries, God saves all people, even those who don't believe. You will simply have to live another life, after life, after life until you finally understand. I've experienced that truth and I pray that, someday, you will, too. If not in this life, when you leave this world, you'll see that the "you" here is merely an illusion and a fool as well.

Oh, and Theosophistry is a religion and I'm not affiliateded with any religion, just truth.