I was fairly certain this was a satire piece. but this sentence confirmed it- or are you a troll for the Kremlin?

If neither of those are correct, I would suggest you learn more about what you're talking about.

As Abe Lincoln said:

"Better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be a fool than to open it and prove that you're a fool."

Although, it is more likely that Samuel Clemons said that.1