“Good. Kick rocks,” Kid. Or are you a Millie? Childish insults seem to be you at your most intellectual because you have nothing better to offer.

Now, I feel bad for reading your nothing story and, in some small way, contributing even a few pennies. Hey, I hear the National Enquirer has a place for middle school-level writings and ramblings. Take them up on it because you ae the farthest thing from a journalist. Even I’m not a trained journalist jut a trained writer but I use facts, not little boy fantasies like rainbows and unicorns and magical elves like Bernie.